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Demons must be some bad joke of a crazy goddess!	By : Suryallee7104 Category: Yuyu Hakusho > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 2169 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Demons must be some bad joke of a crazy goddess!

Disclaimer: I do own not a single one of these characters or Yu Yu Hakusho! They and it, belong to someone else!
I wrote only my imagination down, that�s all.

Pairings: Kazuma/ Kurama/ Hiei (?)

Type: Complete!, Multi chapter Fanfiktion,

Rated: NY17

Warnings: Yaoi, Waff, Romance, Action, Adventure, Hentai, M/M, Slash, Oral, Anal, Out written sexual scenes between two and more persons, No for children, Adult, Humour, Fluff.
The prologue of the doom
Chapter one

I hope I killed the most errors out this time! If I messed it up more then before, tell me please!
AN to Katzztar chan, does it sounds now more correct?

Kuwabara Kazuma; age seventeen, was on his way back home when the first incident happened that would change his *perfect* normal live for one single week in to his worst night mare ever!
Well, normal as the live of a strong psychic and ex-Reikei Tantei could be!

I mean, he wilt a sword made out of pure energy and is battling demons all the time; hell he even lived with one most of the time!
Not what you think now!
Urameshi Yusuke was an inborn one, sort of; Kazuma grew up with him as a childhood friend. Since the two knew each other, they constantly went from one fight with each other right into the next! If you searched after one from them you only had to look out where the other was.
Later two demons joined this strange friendship of the two but not out of their own free will.

I am sure, if the two demons would have known at that time, where they would bring themselves into, they never would have tried to steal the cursed Artifacts in the first place and so never meet Yusuke and Kazu.
Especially the shorter one of them; how Koenma has gotten him to join them, will be an everlasting miracle to me until the day I die!
But anyway, where were we?

Ah yes, the Artifacts, after that story the three began to work for the little pacifier sucking demi-god and got so into more trouble you could imagine!
First there was this stupid rich human. He made out the shorter demons sister his personal pearl-maker.
What I have meant with that cruel comment?
Well, he made Yukina cry all the time! You have to know, she is an ice maiden and her tears turn into gems and then they are worth millions!

That�s why I hate this guy until today, I am just glad he is dead now!
Hiei (that�s the name of the shorter one) nearly killed him when he found out what this rich man did to his sister. And his and Kazumas strange relationship had begun to change slightly after the end of her rescue.
I mean how would you call their crazy behave against each other all the time in another way?
The two are battling against each other most of the time. Why? Well, Kazu loves Yukina and Hiei is her elder brother and don�t like this very much.

Or him you all think now, right?
You have no idea how wrong you are!
But we will come to that later.

Anyway, Hiei insults him most of the time and even goes so fare to treat him sometimes since the two knew each other. Luckily he hasn�t done something more drastic by now so fare.

Kurama (that is other one of them) is an ancient fox spirit inside humans shape.

How he got in there is a miracle for me but well, hmm nice ass!
�? Ups�
Where was I again?
Well, he liked him also and is a more polite person as Hiei. He even helped Kazuma with his homework�s for school all the time.
Kazu, all right; he is�a little slow sometimes but luckily later he grew up with a strong awareness of the world around him and that little gift of him would safe him later in live the virginity of his ass!
What I mean now again?
Simple as I said it before the four have gone through allot with each other the last years; first the dark tournament, and after this the Sensui arc. After some years they split up to solve their own problems which arrived with the time.
Like, Yusuke being in reality a demon by inheriting the genetic of one of the rulers of Makai and Kurama and Hiei becoming heirs of other two of the dangerous rulers of Makai.

Only Kazuma stayed the following three years after the story with Sensui constantly in the human world and ended his school.
He even passed his final tests, something I never thought he would do!

But anyway, that brings us exactly in the time line we are now talking of.
I mean now!
You see the two demons had a thing for the loudmouth from the beginning on, but never showed it.

Especially not to Kazu who would have freaked out like I know him, and believe me I know him quite good!

Where the problem lies?

You see, demons have one major problem with their hormones from time to time, that�s the problem.
The two had, like the most of their kind to go into rut every 5 years for one week and that�s exactly what happened to them!
And so the stupidity began without a warning to poor Kazuma.

It had begun just the very same day we are talking of.

And our *lucky* Kazuma seem to be the great goal for these two for this time!
Both of them had decided that they wanted him as their companion for this time of their heat and after.

Also both of them did not want to share Kazuma the slightest with the other!
Neither believe me, Kurama nor Hiei are the type for that!
I don�t have to mention that this wasn�t quite a good thing, or?
The two gave him not a single warning.

So he stumbled right into this mess, literally spoken.

You want to know who I am?

I am the sister of Kazuma and as you have figured by now, I will tell you the entire crazy courting of my brother from these two idiots!

And how they both nearly drove my baby brother near insanity with that!

And us other all too!
I am Shizuru his older sis, and I swear; demons must be some bad joke of a crazy goddess!!

Especially in their mating heats!

Nothing can be crazier as that; believe me I know exactly what I am talking about.

And nothing can be madder as this two!
You have No idea.
Well, let us just say that this was definitely the craziest week ever for my poor baby bro. I am just thankful that I wasn�t the one *who* the two where after!
Believe me, these two are simply mad!

Suryallee
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