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Always Tip the Waiter	By : Kanan Category: Yuyu Hakusho > Yaoi - Male/Male Views: 1881 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own YuYu Hakusho, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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Disclaimer: I don�t own YYH. I do own the characters Rum, Yaone, and another character who will be showing up soon.

Summary: Kurama and Kuronue stop at an inn in the Makai. With a damn hot waiter at their table. But is this going to be a playful frolic for Kurama? Or perhaps something more?

Boy, I suck at these summaries. Not a mushy romance, definitely humor, though it may get darker.
This fic was actually rather popular on and had 11 chapters, but for some reason my account was deleted so I decided to become an author here. It sucked though. 2 � years worth of work gone! Luckily, I had it all on my computer! Please enjoy this chapter. This yaoi and will hopefully someday have a lemon. If I ever right one that I think is good enough to publish.

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The inn was small, but in relatively good condition. It wasn�t a place where the two were bound to find company, but at the moment both Kuronue and Kurama were hungry. Hungry, tired, and about 6 hours away from the nearest den.
"I can�t believe we�re stuck in a dump like this." Kuronue grumbled. "There is no way that I�m going to find a woman in here!"

His partner, Kurama, ignored the black-haired demon�s attitude.
"And the men! I would rather sleep with a twitching corpse than with one of the people here!"
"But that�s with the corpse on top right?" Kurama said quietly, "We aren�t going to find anyone here. You can sleep alone for one night." Kuronue growled at the reprimand but followed his silver-haired companion into the inn.
It was a noisy place, as the drunks were quite loud. The women sat and flirted with the men while the waiters flitted about with drinks.
"Good evening! How may I be of service to you handsome gentlemen?" Kurama eyed the busty blonde waitress who was smiling coyly up at him. She might do if Kuronue got too desperate. Rather skinny, though, and not much in the way of curves. Her make up was a bit much, overshadowed her eyes.
"A table for two please. In a corner." Kuronue said. The waitress nodded and escorted them to the small table that stood in a darker part of the room.
"My name�s Yaone and sorry to say I won�t be serving you. I�ll send your server along in a minute. But if you want anything don�t hesitate to ask," the waitress said, putting a hand on her hip and waiting for a response.
"Thank you," Kurama said, glad that he wouldn�t have to put up with her. She just nodded and walked away, swaying her hips in an almost comical fashion..
Kuronue groaned. "I told you."

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"Hey, Hiei! Table two!" Yaone said as she came into the kitchen, "And they�re hot so step on it!"
"Hn."
Yaone rolled her eyes at the unsociable demon, "You�d get more tips if you were a little more friendly, Hiei!"
"Fuck off."
"Language, young man," The bartender, commonly known as Rum, chuckled good-naturedly at Hiei�s irritated growl. He was almost frightening to look at, with fangs poking out over his bottom lip, and large wicked claws on each hand. Contrary to first thought, he was actually very pleasant to be around. Minded his own business and preferred peace over violence any day. Although his claws weren�t there just for show, so that tavern was a little less rough than most.

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Kurama just rolled his eyes. "She thought it was good. Give the girl credit for trying."
Kuronue snorted. "She had no clue what she was...shit."
"Huh?" Kurama followed his friends gaze and realized that a waiter was approaching their table. A very male, very gorgeous, very short waiter. He was five foot nothing with black pants the clung to his slim hips and a white button up shirt. His skin was a pale white and his hair was black with a white starbust in the center. It spiked up like flame around his head. The waiter stopped and Kurama found himself looking into a pair of almond shaped eyes with blood red irises framed by long eyelashes. On his chest was a small name tag that read �Hiei.� Kurama was jerked out of his daze when a deep smooth voice asked, "What�s your order?"
Hiei could just barely stop from staring at the creature that sat before him. A kitsune. A totally hot kitsune. Yaone had been right. He had seen kitsunes before but never this close. They were supposed to be one of the most beautiful species, male and female. This one was no exception. Hiei mentally slapped himself and tried to ignore the fluttering in his stomach, "What�s your order?"

The kitsune�s companion, a dark crow demon, smirked and leaned forward.
"I wouldn�t mind having an order of you, little one." Hiei bristled slightly before putting his hand on his hip.

"I�m not on the menu. What do you want to eat?" The bastard never lost his smirk as he looked at the kitsune.

"What do you think Kurama?" �Kurama? The thief, Kurama? This is him?� Hiei frowned as Kurama looked up at him.

"I wouldn�t mind eating you."
Kurama eyed the delicious creature before him before replying, "I wouldn�t mind eating you." The waiter flushed slightly before narrowing his eyes.
"As I said before, I�m not on the menu. If you want sex instead of food there are a bunch of whores over there." He gestured toward the opposite side of the room.
Kurama felt a hint of annoyance. "We didn�t come here to find a whore little one. You were just plain luck."
"Look. Either order something and let me get back to work or I�ll just send a different person over here. I don�t have time to fuck the patrons, nor do I plan on it." Kurama was taken back by the little demon�s hostility. Kuronue snorted from across the table.
"I�ll have a Tequile and if you don�t mind me saying so, you�re lucky that you caught his interest."
Hiei glared at him, "I have no interest in him."

Kurama smiled in response, "I�ll have a Jien Yusia, my lovely little Kohna." He felt a twinge of amusement as Hiei looked ready to live up to the given nickname and roast him on the spot.
"What did you just call me?"
"Kohna, I believe it suits you." Hiei trembled in what appeared to be anger before turning on his heel and stalking towards the bar. Kurama couldn�t help but eye the delicious sway of those slim hips the entire way.

Kuronue chuckled.
"Point for you Kurama."

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�The nerve of those arrogant bastards!� Hiei fumed. He thrust the order at Rum, who raised an eyebrow at him, before he turned to Yaone, who was sitting on some demon�s lap.
"Yaone!" She jumped and blinked at him, stupidly.
"What now Hiei?" She whined.
"You take table two. You like those bastards don�t you?" Yaone�s eyes brightened and she immediately bounced over to the bar to receive their order.

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"Oh no." Kuronue groaned. Kurama cocked an ear to the side.
"What now?"
Kuronue nodded in the direction of the bar.
"Guess who."
Kurama looked over just in time to find himself staring at the ample bosom of the waitress, Yaone. He raised his head.
"Why, hello my dear. May I inquire as to where our waiter went?"
Yaone huffed. "He ditched your table and dumped it on me during my break. Not that I mind serving such handsome gentlemen. Here are your drinks."
She set the drinks down and as she did she made sure to show as much cleavage as possible. Kurama felt like laughing at such an amusing attempt. She just wasn�t in his league. Now Hiei... His golden eyes wandered the room before he found the object of his desire. Hiei was standing next to a table with four male demons and by the looks of it, they too wanted to �eat� him. Hiei shrugged them off with what looked like ease and glanced over his shoulder. His gaze locked with Kurama�s and even from there, Kurama could see the tremor that went through Hiei�s body. Sadly, the contact was broken as the annoying waitress made yet another attempt at propositioning him.
"If you boys ever need any of my services, feel free to ask."
"Yes," Kurama said, ignoring Kuronue�s scandalized look. "I could use one of your services."

Yaone looked rather surprised but leaned forward and placed a hand on the table.
"Well," she purred, "What can I do for you?" He smirked and leaned forward as well.
"You can tell me when Hiei gets off work."
Yaone pulled back, looking more than a little insulted.
"I don�t really know." She snapped but trailed off when Kurama handed her a rather large amount of money.
"He gets off the same time I do, at 10:30. And he always leaves through the back door."
Kurama leaned back in his chair, "Thank you my dear."
Yaone nodded, "You�re welcome." She gave a short bow and scurried off. Kuronue gawked at his friend.
"You really like that little bastard, don�t you?" Kurama only smiled and settled down to wait for the time when he could possess that lovely creature.

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Hiei frowned as Yaone excepted money from the theif. Why did he give her money. For a fuck? Then why did she seem so pissed before? His thoughts were cut off as a hand tried to grope its way up his thigh. He grabbed the offensive object and gave a sharp twist, pleased to hear bones cracking as the owner howled in pain. He let go and made his way toward Yaone whom was serving a party of four.
"Yaone, I need to talk to you now." She apologized to her table before turning towards him. "What? I have tables to wait on."

"Yes, it can wait." It seemed her party of four wasn�t pleased with the disruption. The owner of the voice was a tall pale demon with long black hair and narrow violet eyes.

Hiei ignored the demon and gestured to Kurama�s table. "That Kitsune. Why�d he give you money?"
She tossed her blond hair over her left shoulder and gave a smug smile. "He wanted a nice fuck Hiei darling."
Hiei glared at her. She was lying. No doubt about it.
"You�re lying."
Yaone shivered as he glared at her. She�d seen what Hiei had done to a few patrons since he started working there and quite frankly, she didn�t want to be added to his ever growing list of victims. But if I tell him, he�ll probably kill me anyway. She was saved by the Rum yelling for her to hurry and take an order of drinks to a table. She laughed nervously and scampered away from the homicidal demon. Thank whatever God is looking out for me.

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What do you people think? I�ve revised this a bit since it was first published on Fanfiction.net, and since my account was deleted for unknown reasons. Two years of work down the drain, I was quite pissed and recently, the same thing has happened to my friend. So I told her she should post her fanfics on other websites. I hope you people enjoy this. The phrase "But the�s with corpse on top, right?" was borrowed from a fanfic called My Slave. I liked it very much but I can�t find it anymore. I thought it was a wonderful insult.
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