And the Father Is...

(I edited it so there shouldn't be any spelling mistakes *used Notebook-Thesaurus for spelling* sooo yeah ^^ )

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN firstly haha. Secondly, I know I know I know ^^; I was bad. I haven't updated this is forever. But I got stuck and now I'm unstuck and here it is!! The chapter you were all waiting for! I had started it like...a long time ago but never was able to finish it until tonight! So I hope you guys enjoy it!

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Chapter 12: Meeting of the Minds...yeah right


Yusuke was the first one to run into the kitchen, though Kuwabara wasn't too far behind.

"I won!" Yusuke shouted with a wide grin on his face.

"You cheated Urameshi!" Kuwabara growled in Yusuke's face.

"Did not!"

"You jumped over me! How is THAT not cheating?!"

"It's not my fault you can't jump as high and as far as I can!"

A clearing of a voice stopped the argument. The two turned towards where the sound came from and found everyone looking at them with smirks.

"If you two are done with your little 'discussion' we can get this meeting started." Genkai said.

Both boys blinked before looking at each other, and then looking back at the old reki master.

"Meeting?" Kuwabara said.

"What meeting? What's this about?" Yusuke asked with a hand on his hip.

"I believe they are gonna discuss livin' arrangements and da rules for da next nine months." came a voice from behind the two.

Yusuke froze up. Kuwabara glanced at his best friend with a bit of concern. Chuu came around from behind the two and walked over to a chair at the table. He felt dreadful about not being able to control his lust towards Yusuke; eariler. He wanted to show Yusuke how regretful he was about the entire incident. He hoped that by avoiding Yusuke his intention of being remorseful would be seen.

By Yusuke's demeanor and by Chuu's conduct towards the young demon lord, it was obvious to everyone that the alchemist demon was avoiding Yusuke as if he was diseased or something. Kuwabara could tell if he didn't change the subject soon; questions would be asked and things would become stressful; and he didn't mean for just himself.

"Is what Chuu said true Genkai-san?"

Genkai's attention was focused on both Yusuke and Chuu for a moment longer. She furrowed her eye brows.

'Maybe having Chuu and Yusuke share a shower together wasn't the best thing to do.' she thought before turning her attention to the question asked by Kuwabara.

"Yes, that is correct. Now if you two could sit down we can get started."

Yusuke didn't want to sit down. He was still a bit nervous around Chuu. Who knew what that horny demon dude would do if he sat next to him! Not like Yusuke could help being such a sexy demon lord; but still. What if Chuu tried to makeout with him or WORSE; try and have sex on the kitchen table!!! Yusuke didn't want to risk that. Especially since the only remaining seat left was next to the the horny demon himself!

"We'll stand." Kuwabara said for Yusuke.

Yusuke gave his best friend a grateful look; who returned it with a comforting smile.

Genkai nodded; knowing when to not force an issue, espeically not this one.

"Alright then. Let's cut the crap. As you all know, having a preggy virgin Kuwabara in the same temple as six demons, isn't a good idea in the first place. However under the circumstances, it can't be helped. The fact that the Demon Tournament is only ten months away doesn't help."

She paused to make sure everyone was listening to her. It seemed everyone was serious about helping Kuwabara out as they were all listening attentively; including Hiei!

She continued.

"For most normal human males who get pregant by demons, it takes about nine months. Just like a normal human woman. However, since we aren't sure how long this kind of pregancy will be, we will all have to be on full alert at all times."

"What do you mean?" Kuwabara asked, feeling a bit nervous.

"You might not have the baby in nine months, for one thing. It could be longer, it could even shorter. It depends on your body's reaction to having both Chuu's and Yusuke's demonic energy mixing together, along with your own energy."

"Oh..." Kuwabara said, looking down at his stomach.

It wasn't showing yet, but who knew how much longer he would have his 'girlish figure'. He placed his hands over his stomach, as if he was trying to keep the forming baby in his belly safe and/or warm.

"Hey." Yusuke said with a grin; making Kuwabara look at his best friend.

Kuwabara was shocked to have Yusuke wrap both arms around Kuwabara's waist. Yusuke's hands covered his own as he rested his head against Kuwabara's upper arm.

"Don't worrry about a thing Kuwa, I'm sure evertying will be fine."

Kuwabara stared at his friend's face, who had that charming smile on it. Kuwabara looked back at his stomach. It felt nice to be in Yusuke's arms like this.

"I hope you're right Urameshi, I really doubt any of this stuff is good for the babies; like all this stress and worrying and all that other crap..." Kuwabara said.

Yusuke blinked before looking at Kuwabara's stomach with a serious, not to mention, thoughtful look. He never caught the fact Kuwabara said 'babies' instead of baby. Though, no one else really paid attention to that either. They were all caught up in the tender moment between the two; Chuu wishing he could be a part of it, though knowing it was too soon.

Another clearing of someone's throat got their attention back to the group who were still there; however, Yusuke only tightened his grip on Kuwabara and didn't look as if he was going to let go anytime soon.

"Kuwabara's right about that. That means no stress until the baby arrives. That means no fighting, no arguments, no loud music, no loud noises, no video games til three in the morning..." Genkai started.

She was starting to look foward to the next nine months.

"Huh?! What do you expect us to do?" Yusuke asked. "Stay in our rooms for the next nine months and just hibernate or something?"

"Heh, what a big word for you Detective." Hiei said with a smirk.

Yusuke glared at Hiei, although still holding on to Kuwabara. Hiei just smirked at Yusuke. Kurama gave his lover a disapporved look.

"Hiei..."

"This is exactly the kind of crap I don't want to see for the next nine months; or even more. I know having six hormonal demon males with a preggy emotional virgin human male doesn't help; in fact, it makes it even harder. HOWEVER, I do expect SOME peace and quiet. I'm sure you can at least TRY to have some control over those 'cravings'." Genkai said, giving glares to all that she felt needed to get the hint.

"LIke I said, the less stress for Kuwabara, the easier the pregancy will be."

"But Genkai-san, what about the tournament? If you don't want us to fight, how will we be able to train for it?" Toya asked.

"I'm sure Genkai-san means 'play' figthing and/or rough housing when Kuwabara-kun is around, is that correct?" Kurama said before turning towards Genkai, who nodded to confirm what he had stated to be exactly what she meant.

"Correct. Whatever training you need for the tournament will be done outside and away from Kuwabara. Now, sleeping arrangements will be as follow;" Genkai said, turning to look at each individual as she said their name.

"Toya, Jin, Rinku; you three will share the room to the left of Kuwabara. Kurama, Hiei; your room is to the right of his room."

Kuwabara looked to his best friend who seemed to get a tense look about him; not to mention, he held Kuwabara a little tighter. Kuwabara looked at Genaki and before he could say anything, Chuu beat him to it.

"I'd perfer a room to myself if 'at be alright wit you?"

Genkai gave the alchemist demon a look before glancing at her former student. Yusuke seemed a bit on edge. She glanced at Kuwabara who was obivous being effected by Yusuke's un-easiness. She let out a sigh before nodding.

"You'll have the room to the left of the bathroom across from Kuwabara's room, while Yusuke, you will have the one to the right of the bathroom." Genkai said.

Yusuke seemed a bit more relieved after hearing that.

"Sounds good to me." he said.

Everyone else nodded, agreeing with their own living arrangements.

"Now that is settled, the next order of business is the chores and watching Kuwabara."

At the chores, a few from the group groaned; including Yusuke.

"Hey." Kuwabara started, "I don't need a babysitter! I'll be fine!"

"You need someone to make sure everything is fine. This is your first time carrying a demon child. We don't even know of the side effects yet."

Kuwabara wanted to discuse the 'babysitting' thing a bit more, but knew she was right. He settled for snorting and pouting for the moment.

Genkai, happy with his cooperation; decided to continue.

"Each week I will asign one of you to watch over Kuwabara. You will make sure he is stress free. Whatever you think will help, do it. While that is going on; the rest of you will be with me training. This way, everyone will get training and Kuwabara won't be left alone and un-guarded."

"Wait, what if while you guys are gone, the guy who is suppose to make sure I'm stress free starts to get...ya know..." Kuwabara said, slightly blushing at what he wsa trying to imply.

"Horny?" Genkai said, raising an eye brow.

Kuwabara's face turned a bit red, but he nodded.

"I will leave you with this." Genaki said, pulling out something that looked like an item from the Spirit World; and probably was a gift from Koenma himself.

It was a small ring that was a light silver color and had a small blue stone on the top of it. It looked as if it would fit his finger.

"This is an alarm. If anything happens; just twist the blue gem on top to the left and it will send out a silent noise that only myself and other strong psychics/demons can hear. If a demon is near you, it will stun them for about two minutes, giving you enough time to get to your room and lock it. It will also give me enough time to get back here." Genkai said, handing Kuwabara the ring.

Kuwabara took it and looked at it for a moment. He was glad it was a guy ring, or looked to be one. He slipped it on his ring finger on his right hand. He was suprised, yet at the same time, not so much at the fact that it fit perfectly on his finger.

"Thank you Genkai-san" Kuwabara said.

Genkai nodded at him.

"Now, who would like to go on the first watch?" she asked.

"I will." Yusuke said, before anyone else could even open their mouths.

Genkai looked at the serious yet determined look on her former student's face and nodded.

"Alright. Your duty starts today." she said before standing up.

"Everyone else, follow me." she walked out of the kitchen, everyone else standing up and heading out after her.

Chuu was the last one to get up and walk past Kuwabara and Yusuke. Yusuke tensed up a bit. This caused Kuwabara to squeeze the hands that were still wrapped around his stomach. Chuu stopped next to the two, turning to give them a gentle smile.

"I would like ta 'oplogize fer actin' the way I did. I'll try ta work on controling my urges better."

With that, Chuu left the room.

Yusuke and Kuwabara stood where they were for a few minutes longer before Yusuke removed his hands and walked to the table, sitting down. He let out a long sigh. Kuwabara hesitated a moment before sitting next to his best friend. He rested a hand on Yusuke's shoulder.

"Ya ok Urameshi?"

Yusuke sighed again before shaking his head.

"Yeah...still a bit shaken is all."

Kuwabara nodded and gave a sigh hiimself. He was about to say something else, but his stomach beat him to it; growling.

Both boys were silent for a moment before they both started laughing.

"Well, it looks like I gotta get started making you stress free!" Yusuke said, standing up and rolling up his sleeves.

"Don't tell me yer gonna cook me something." Kuwabara asked, with a small laugh.

"I'm a good cook." Yusuke said, snorting as if it was common knowledge.

"I doubt it."

"Oh is that a bet?" Yusuke asked with a devilish grin.

"If you can cook something 'eattable' I'll dye my hair black!" Kuwabara said, laughing.

Yusuke's grin widen.

"You're on!" Yusuke said, already tying an appron around his waist.

Kuwabara sweat dropped.

He had the feeling he would be eatting his words; literally and figuratively speaking.

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