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Of Life and Love	By : LuciferDragon Category: Yuyu Hakusho > General Views: 2765 -:- Recommendations : 1 -:- Currently Reading : 1
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Theme 40: Innocence

Time: A year after “Pesadilla”

Pairing: None

Can You Say Awkward?

“Oh come on, what’s the big deal?” Yusuke hollered at his three friends, that he had purposefully dragged out to get them out of their homes.
“You know what kind of store this is, Urameshi!” Kuwabara yelled back, while Hiei looked at one of the display mannequins in the window with a mix of surprise and disgust. Kurama just smiled nervously.
Yusuke growled at them, a small red hue on his cheeks showing from the “one-too-many” beers he had ingested at the bar two doors down. He jabbed his thumb at the door behind him. “You can rush into demon-infested situations, you can slaughter things at will, but you can’t set foot into a porn store?
Kuwabara looked shocked at the words. “The place is called an Adult Novelty Store, for your information wise-guy, and why would we want to go in there?”
Yusuke looked at the two demons, then back at Kuwabara, and yelled in frustration. “You all are such pussies!” He let out a hiccup. “’The hell happened to you all since you got hitched?”
“Well you see,” Kurama said with a sweatdrop, “we never had much of a point to come into one of these before.”
“That’s right!” Kuwabara agreed. “We all have modest wives here, who take no interest in things like this.” To this Hiei snorted. “Well except for the half-pint.”
Yusuke’s shoulders sagged. “This crap practically is an everyday sight. We have vending machines for sex toys for crying out loud! And you don’t want to go into here?”
“That’s something completely different and you know it. You can ignore a machine, going into one of the stores is like walking into a lion’s den.”
Hiei rolled his eyes. “Would it kill you to shut your mouth about purity for a night?” Without another word he went into the store, calmly as you please.
They all looked after him in shock.
“Wasn’t expecting him to do that,” Kuwabara said.
Kurama smiled. “Always full of surprises.”
Yusuke and Kurama followed his lead into the store, leaving a sputtering Kuwabara out on the sidewalk. “Guys! You can’t do this to me!” With a look both ways, he followed them in, grumbling under his breath. Without warning, he slammed into Kurama’s back. “Hey sorry man, but why’d you—“ He looked around the fox’s head and saw why they had stopped.
Yusuke let out a loud laugh, gathering the attention of the few patrons in there. “Get a load of all the ‘female friends’ hanging up on the walls. Didn’t know they made wall mounts for those things.”
“’Female friends’?” Hiei asked. “They look like—“
“Penises, yeah. They’re what chicks use when they don’t have guys around. Or even when they do, depending on the situation.” Yusuke looked at him oddly. “I thought you would’ve known that one.”
“Seems Sha doesn’t own one.”
Yusuke grinned. “That you know of.”
Hiei arched a brow. “Detective, if she did, I would’ve found it by now. It’s been six years now.”
“I suppose.”
The man behind the counter called them over, asking to see their IDs. “Ah, all in working order. Feel free to ask if you have any questions.”
“Urameshi, I’m not feeling really comfortable in here,” Kuwabara whispered as they walked away and put their wallets out of sight once more.
“Oh cut the crap and have fun. We’re here to laugh like the immature little brats we once were.”
Kurama laughed at them. “Yes, I suppose it is something we should do. We are well past the age that the topic of sex should stop making us feel awkward. You three already have children running around.”
“Hey check this out!” Yusuke took his hands from his jacket pockets and pointed to a strange contraption hanging from the ceiling. “It’s one of those swings I’ve heard about.”
“Seems pointless,” Hiei said, looking at it questioningly. “What would you need something like this for? Are you humans that inflexible?”
Yusuke laughed sheepishly, rubbing the back of his head. “Some, yeah. Others are just… into weird and kinky things a lot would call taboo.”
“Or just plain disgusting,” Kuwabara added in with a face full of defeat.
“Something like…” Yusuke trailed off, looking around for an example. “Ah, something like this.” He went to the next display shelf and picked up a long plastic string with the occasional bulging ball protruding on it. “Anal beads.”
Kuwabara jumped away. “Yeah, nasty things like that!”
Kurama shrugged. “Some people find it stimulating.” They all looked at him and he waved his arms in front of him. “Not either of us on my end, no. Just saying some people find odd things pleasant.”
“What about being bound?” Hiei asked.
Yusuke grinned again. “What, has Sha tied you up at some point and you liked it?”
The fire demon growled. “I will kill you.”
“Ah, but you’re not denying it!”
“It wasn’t her doing the tying!” He yelled back, then slapped a hand to his forehead. “I don’t know why I hang around you still.”
Kuwabara stared. “So you are into weird stuff, I knew it!”
Without another word Hiei stalked off to another part of the store, leaving Yusuke and Kurama laughing, with Kuwabara still looking after him bewildered.
“What did I say?”
Kurama’s laugh died down a bit. “I’m not sure really, considering it’s fairly common for females to enjoy being tied up.”
“You’re telling me,” Yusuke said, looking at the vast selection of restraints. “Look at how many different types there are!”
“I feel my innocence slowly leaving me,” Kuwabara said solemnly. “Can we please just leave so I can go home to Yukina and Fuyuko?”
Yusuke glared at him. “Oh shut up and stop being a killjoy.” He looked at the wall behind the human man. “By the way, care to catch a movie?”
He started laughing again until Kuwabara looked behind him, seeing the cover of a gay porno. He took a wide side-step away from it. “No, thank you, I’ll pass.”
Kurama bit at his fingernail as he tried stifling his laughter, but as he looked at another display shelf, his laughter cut abruptly. “Honestly, there’s no need for something like that.”
“Like what?” Yusuke followed his gaze and his eyes went wide. “Holy hell!” There was a small display of, ah, “female friends” hanging from the shelf, and the one that happened to catch their eye was one that had a very large girth. “How the hell would that even fit?”
“Very carefully, I’d assume,” Kurama answered, too at a loss for words.
“Guess the better question would be,” Kuwabara said, “what girl would want something like that?”
Yusuke merely shrugged. “Girls with odd fetishes. Speaking of which…” He looked back over at the DVDs. VHS had recently started to dwindle down, and DVDs were emerging as top dog at a rapid pace. So of course, the porno industry was doing very well working off that. “Wonder if I could find one I could trick Keiko into watching.”
Kuwabara frowned. “You’re going to soil her innocence too?”
“Oh shut up and loosen up. Even Kurama’s enjoying himself, to a degree.”
“I’ll admit, it’s mildly entertaining,” Kurama answered. “Not that I’d ever buy anything in here”
“There you go,” Yusuke said. “Now let go of your stupid morals and have fun.” He scoffed. “Hate to see what you’d do if I dragged you into a strip bar.”
“Easy,” Hiei said, taking his hand out from under his jacket, as if he’d been putting something away, “he’d bitch and whine the entire time like always.”
Kuwabara instantly seethed. “Oh, and what would you do in that situation?”
Hiei shrugged. “Nothing, since I wouldn’t be in that situation.”
Yusuke laughed vigorously. “Yeah, since Sha would whup your ass around the world if she found out.”
“No, for the sole fact I see no point to them.”
Kurama smiled. “And for the point Yusuke made.”
“Believe what you wish.” He headed for the exit.
“Hey, where are you going?” Yusuke asked.
“Back home.” Just as he reached out for the door handle, the thing he had be putting into the jacket fell out and onto the floor, revealing a plastic bag.
The three stared at him for a second before they all burst out into hysterics.
“Laugh it up, wiseasses.” Hiei muttered, retrieving the bag and leaving the store. The others quickly followed him out and Yusuke took the bag from his grasp. “Don’t try my patience!”
“Or what? You left your sword at home as you promised, and you wouldn’t dare char my ass in public!” he pulled out some black lacey material and tossed it over Hiei’s head to Kurama. “Is that what I think it is?”
Kurama caught it and he looked at it in surprise. “I believe so.” He tossed it over to Kuwabara, who surprisingly also caught it. “It looks like a female’s negligee.”
“Ooh lala!” Kuwabara chortled, tossing it back to Yusuke. “She dresses up for you? How cute.” He tossed it back towards Yusuke, only to have it intercepted by Hiei.
“I should burn you all where you stand,” he said, stuffing it back in the bag and leaving towards the subway to get to the portal by Yusuke’s home.
“Oh we were only playing around,” Kuwabara said. “You were the one to walk into that store first.”
“Yeah, it’s cool that she does that for you,” Yusuke said. “I don’t get stuff like that hardly ever. Only for anniversaries, Valentine’s Day, stuff like that.”
Kuwabara frowned. “I don’t even get that.”
Hiei felt both a twinge of anger and satisfaction from his words. It had taken time to get over it, but he now just ignored the fact Kuwabara was his brother-in-law. In secret from the couple still.
Yusuke looked to Kurama as they went down the subway station’s stairs. “What about you, Kurama? Does Kitsu do anything sexy for you?”
“Sometimes. Once a month or so.”
“Once a month? You lucky fox! What about you, Hiei?”
“I’d prefer to not discuss my sex life if I can help it.”
“Oh c’mon, we all shared!” They got on the train that had arrived to head back to Yusuke’s place, where both a portal to Demon World was nearby, and where the other two’s cars were currently parked. “Not like we’re asking you to go into detail about the obviously angry sex you two have.”
Hiei rolled his eyes. “Why does everyone think it’s always angry?”
Kurama blinked. “Do you really have to ask that question?”
Seeing no alternative, he growled. “Fine. … She does either once a week or once every other week.”
Yusuke groaned in frustration. “I’m falling behind! I’m lucky if I get sex that often.”
Kuwabara frowned again. “I’m even less lucky than that.”
“Looks like you have us beat,” Kurama said with a smile.
“Explains why he’s always less on edge with everyone.”
“That won’t stop me from killing you,” Hiei answered, crossing his arms as the train sped through the tunnel.
They went silent for awhile, swaying with the movement of their car. As the train slowed down for their stop, Yusuke grinned. “Does she role-play with you?”
“Don’t push your luck.” As soon as the doors opened, Hiei disappeared, presumably to the portal that would lead him back home.
“Suppose it was worth having the rest of my innocence shattered for that end result,” Kuwabara said with a grin.
“Yeah, who would’ve known that they did that?” Yusuke asked, though Kurama raised his hand. “Seriously? How the hell did you know?”
Kurama smirked. “It seems my and his women have looser tongues on the subject, and so tell stories. We in turn hear those stories.”
Kuwabara stared. “Yeah, last remaining shred of innocence is gone.”
“Oh good, then you’ve finally become a man after all this time since your daughter was born,” Yusuke said, avoiding the fist his friend swung at him. “Go home and get some sleep. Your dignity will return in the morning.”
“Yeah I suppose so.”
They said their good nights as they reached Yusuke’s home, and departed for their own. Though none of the four males ended up getting much sleep that night as they returned to their respective homes.
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