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Opppps
I forgot to say this before but I don’t own any characters from
Yu Yu Hakusho…if I did I’d fire all the dimwits at
FUNimation for the sucky dubbing and
changing what the characters say and mean! PST,
Did you know that my spellcheck tried to replace FUNimation with
Fumigation? XD That company needs to be fumigated!
GRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

“Ever
noticed that in the Dark Tournament, we see several bird youkai, fish
and others…but no identifiable cats are seen? This deleted
scene shows why the cencors omitted the cats from the Dark
Tournament.

Scene
2, act 2 = Nature of the Beasts

“I
still can’t believe all that fuss was over a stupid pet.”
Hiei grumbled as they watched Kuwabara get into the ring to face
Shishiwakamaru.

“Hiei,
Eikichi is not stupid. Do you remember when we took Kuwabara-kun and
Yusuke to the Kuwabara home after defeating Suzaku? That day I had a
lovely talk with the young cat.” Kurama could only smile at
Hiei’s disbelieving glare. “I am a fox spirit, remember?
And animals do have a keen sixth sense. If they are intelligent
enough, then I can communicate with them. Since I found myself in a
new ally’s home, I decided to gather whatever information I
could about Kuwabara-kun. We went to Maze Castle knowing only about
Yusuke, Kuwabara was an unexpected ally, even for Koenma. I wanted to
learn what I could, so I took advantage of Eikichi’s
youthful trust to gather information.”

Needless to say, Hiei was not impressed. “Hn, what can you
learn from a baby cat?”

“A lot, people tend to confide to their pets. Kuwabara talks to
his cat about many things ranging from his habits to his loyalty. I
even learned that Kuwabara-kun has been seeing ghosts since his early
childhood from the kitten.” Giving a small smile, Kurama looked
to the ring to see Kuwabara use his reikan like a javelin to avoid a
mysteriously shimmering ….scarf? “Hiei, you know my
reputation, my carefulness and cunning. Why do you think I accepted
Kuwabara as an ally so quickly? Of course I checked him out to see if
it was worthwhile to have him as an ally.”

“It makes sense that you would do a ‘background check’.
That’s why I tolerate him as much as I do, since you accepted
him. You led your own thieving gang in the past, you know how to see
if a person is an asset or a hindrance to the group.” Hiei
never took his eyes away from the ring as Shishiwakamaru threw
Kuwabara across the stage. “He is still a fool but he is doing
better than I thought he would. If you tell a soul what I just said,
I’ll kill you.”

“You can try, but you would fail, my friend. Indeed, it is
difficult to gauge Kuwabara’s true ability since he’s the
type to show his strength only in actual combat.” Kurama smile
as Kuwabara commanded his reikan to curve back in attempt to hit his
opponent. “He is doing well considering that he has less than
one year of experience with his reikan. While most of the demon
participants in this tournament have been using their spirit energy
attacks longer than Kuwabara’s been alive.”

~~camera pans off to the audience to show Botan, Keiko and Shizuru~~

With wide eyes, Botan points to the stage. “That’s a new
trick for Kuwa-chan! I never seen him do THAT before.” Down
below Kuwabara had just made the sword double back and trip his enemy
with a swish.

Keiko gasps in astonishment. “I never saw him pull that out
before! I thought that it was suppose to be … you know rigid
and stiff.” As the older girls shared a look, no one noticed a
small creature make its way down the stadium.

Shizuru smirks in amusement, glancing over Keiko’s head at
Botan. The ferry girl was trying to hold in the giggles. Shizuru knew
that Keiko didn’t realize what she just said could be taken in
the wrong way… if a dirty minded person overheard.

“Well, you know, sometimes that just happens to a guy.
Sometimes they just can’t keep it up.” And judging by
that comment, Botan had a dirty mind when she wanted to.

Suddenly, some commotion at the front row caught Shizuru’s
attention. “Oh damn! I always said that boy is trouble
incarnate!” Botan and Keiko blinked as they took in the
scene.

Down on the front row, sitting on the ledge that divides the audience
from the ring, sat Eikichi. Only he wasn’t alone, on each side
of him there were a dozen other house-sized cats. By looks alone, one
cannot tell if they were normal cats or youkai.

~~~ back on the tournament floor~~~

Yusuke felt that someone was nearly on top of him. Looking up, he
saw cats. A lot of them, and in the middle of the feline horde sat
Kuwabara’s pet. “Aw man! Kurama, have you noticed that
the kitten followed us?”

“As matter of fact, yes. I first noticed that he followed us as
we left the hotel.” Kurama casually said while smiling as he
took in the sight of cats that were engrossed in watching the fight.

Yusuke noticed that they were acting in unison, their heads turning
at the same time as they watch as Kuwabara and Shishiwakamaru tossed
each other around the ring. “Gee, I think these cats are
possessed. They move their heads as one!”

“It’s similar to a pack instincts. They act as one.”
Under Hiei’s headband, the Jagan eye glowed. “Hn, some
are ningen cats while others are youkai. Yet, they all are interested
in this one fight.”

“Why would a bunch of cats show this much interest in a fight?”
Yusuke tilted his head back as he looked at the score of cats that
kept rapt attention on Kuwabara’s fight with Shishiwakamaru.
“That is not normal…. Even if it is a big cat lover like
Kuwabara.”

“Perhaps there’s another element to it.” Kurama
turned to face Hiei. He had a suspicion but needed it confirmed.
“Hiei, can tell what type of demon this Shishiwakamaru is with
your Jagan eye?”

Hiei smirked after a few moments. “Heh, it’s no wonder
they are interested. You suspected this, didn’t you fox?”
When Kurama only grinned, Hiei turned away. He continued to talk
since Yusuke was still confused. “It seems that that Kuwabara’s
opponent is a bird youkai.”

A commotion in the front row interrupted any smart alec comments that
Yusuke had. When they looked up, they saw that a few demons were
attempting to make the cats move. The masked fighter jumped up to
stand by Eikichi. “I strongly suggest that you leave this
kitten alone. Trust me, you don’t want to make Kuwabara mad.”

One owl-faced demon laughed as he grabbed the poor kitten. “HA!
I’m not afraid of some ningen. Besides, this kitty is the
perfect size for a snack!” With a gaping mouth, he moved to
drop the hapless kitten down his throat.

“HEY! Dumb ass, you better put down that cat!” Yusuke’s
hollering got the attention of many in the audience and in the ring.

“Oh my… it seems that someone in the audience it
attempting to eat a kitten!” Koto’s
tail bristled as she narrowed her eyes in anger. ”As much as I
love the violence and gore of battle, I do NOT approve of someone
eating a baby!”

The
masked one didn’t budge as she watched the demon move to
swallow the kitty. “Don’t say I didn’t warn you.”

“ACK!”
That was the last sound the ignorant demon made, his eyes going
cross-eyed as he took in his last sight. There was something sticking
in his forehead that looked like a focused beam of light. However,
that couldn’t be, light is not solid. The demon didn’t
live long enough to follow the phenomena to its source.

“Well,
he was warned.” The Masked One smirked at the line of light
that was just seven inches from her face. Following it, she looked
down in the ring, there stood Kuwabara with a look of pure rage on
his face. “Heh, the boy has improved his control over his power
of materialization.”

“YES!”
Punching one fist in the air, Koto smiled
at the scene. “It seems that contestant Kuwabara is a cat
lover. He made his reikan grow into a lance to hit that audience
member that was going to eat the kitten. And without missing a beat
he resumes his fight with Shishiwakamaru, Kuwabara simply shrunk his
reikan back to sword length and swung, taking Shishiwakamaru by
surprise and successfully knocking him off his feet! You can hear the
caterwauling of approval from the feline fans!”

One of the cats sitting on the ledge opened its mouth to voice its
support for Kuwabara. Yusuke fell backwards as the house-sized feline
let loose a roar that sounded like a tiger. “Okay, I’m
going to take a wild guess that that cat is a youkai.” He
mumbled as he held one hand up to point at the culprit. The cat that
roared smiled in a way only cats can do at the amusing human that was
still flat on his back. Trust me, if you ever had a pet cat, you know
what I mean.

The
disorientation for Shishiwakamaru lasted for only a few seconds as he
quickly got back on his feet. However, a disturbing sight in the
audience caught his attention. Mumbling spread throughout the
stadium.

“It
seems that some of Contestant Shishiwakamaru’s
fan girls have changed their minds and now are now fans of contestant
Kuwabara!” Balancing on her toes, Koto looked up the upper
balcony.

THUD! “What the…” Yusuke fell back down anime
style at the sight, while Hiei stumbled in shock. “This
audience has been calling for our blood and somehow that baka gets
some groupies?”

Kurama blinked a few times before grinning at the sign in the upper
audience. “It seems that they prefer cats as well. However it
seems that this turn of events may start a riot.”

Up in balcony, there some young female demons holding a sign that
once bore the name of Shishiwakamaru. However, now that name has been
crossed out and Kuwabara’s name was boldly written over it.
Written under it was the phrase of ‘Catch the bird!’ Now
there were some other demon yelling at the females for ‘betraying
their fellow demons’ and other such nonsense.

Everyone down in the ring had come to a stop as they looked up to
the balcony. “How…” Shishiwakamaru looked on in
shock as he mumbled something about loosing his fans to a ningen.

Kuwabara blinked as he realized that, yes those fans were indeed for
him however, they were acting like the crazed groupie fan girls.
“Gee, fans I don’t mind, but groupies get soo crazy, it’s
scary!”

Seeing that both contestants were staring into the audience, Koto
turned her attention back there as well. “It seems that there
is about to be a riot in the audience! Now more than just girls are
supporting Kuwabara. There are some older audience members and males
up there as well. There seems to be one thing in common for the ones
supporting Kuwabara… they are all cat demons.”

After a
few listening the arguing for a few minutes, Kuwabara grabbed the
microphone. “HEY! That’s enough of that crap. You say
they are betraying demons since they are supporting a human. Well,
they would still be betraying their own kind if they supported this
guy!” Kuwabara pointed at Shishiwakamaru, who stood ten feet
away. “Demons are the natural enemies of humans, so they should
be calling for my death, right? But cats are the natural enemies of
birds. And this guy is a bird demon! From what I’ve seen cats
prefer to eat birds. So which one should they cheer of their enemies,
the human or the bird? Most likely, it comes down to if the human is
a cat lover or a cat hater. Well, there’s no doubt that I
prefer cats and do not hate them.”

~~~Later
~~~

“I
still can’t believe that Kuwabara’s round was declared a
draw because of that riot. Not only that but it took us all afternoon
to clear out the cats from our rooms.” Looking over to the
window, Yusuke saw Hiei smirking. “Okay Hiei, what do you find
so funny?”

Hiei glanced at Yusuke but otherwise did not move. “Hn, it
seems that Kuwabara’s new fan girls are chasing him.”

“WHAT!” Everyone rushed to the window to look down at the
scene.

On the fence there were the house-cat sized nekos watching as a group
of female humanoid cat demons chased Kuwabara around the courtyard.
They were actually quite pretty, a better decription would be
catgirls, they looked like teenage girls with cat ears and tails plus
the fur. The male nekos shook their heads
at the girls’ behavior and agreed with Kuwabara for running
away.

As the sunset over the island, the apparent house cats sat on a wall,
the male neko demons talked about their new
hero’s powers. While up in the hotel window Shizuru, Botan and
Keiko as have joined Yusuke, Kurama and Hiei they peered out that one
window. All of them were watching the same scene: There was an
enormous dust cloud down on the beach. A shirtless chibi
Kuwabara was running so fast that his legs looked like pinwheels in
the wind. Behind him were the fan girls clutching on various sizes of
rags that was once Kuwabara’s shirt.

Throughout the night, people were awakened to the cries of ‘help
me!’

~Fini~ XD

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Author Notes=

For this chapter, I found inspiration from a recent story from Kazima
Kuwabara….DON’T YOU LAUGH AT ME! Yes, you heard right,
I found inspiration for a humor fic from Kazima, the queen of
Kuwabara angst fics. In her “Under the Covers”, there is
a cat demon that says “Cat demons are attracted to cat lovers”
and he continues to attempt to flirt with Kuwabara. It’s true
that cats can tell if a person is a cat lover or a cat hater. XD That
when the idea hit me for this. I originally had this acknowledgment
a the beginning, but then decided to move it to the end so it
wouldn’t ruin the surprise of it centering on cats. lol
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