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These Dreams Are Driving Me Crazy	By : Resting-Madness Category: Yuyu Hakusho > Yaoi - Male/Male > Hiei/Kuwabara Views: 891 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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The three boys entered the building looking around with their eyes. A man at the front desk was on the phone just about to get off.
"Don't worry Shizu', it's all taken care of." Listening to the other end, he adds. "Will do..." He listened to the girl talking a little longer. "Nothing but the best for you, and say since we're on speaking terms again how's about you and me-... Hello?"
The dial tone sounded out of his end of the phone, so he hung it up with a shrug.
"Can't blame a guy for trying..." Seeing the boys approaching him, the man snaps to attention putting on a smile. "Hi, how can I help you?" He asked.
Clearing his throat to speak Kuwabara stepped forward saying. "We're here for driving lessons sir." The man nodded listening as Kuwabara went on. "We came kinda unprepared though, we don't have any birth certificates or nothin'."
"Well that's okay we have a training course for guys just like you, right this way." The man said, stepping from behind the desk gesturing with an extended arm for the boys to follow him.
Yusuke leaned up towards Kuwabara with a shielded mouth saying, "This guy seems a little odd, nobody should smile that much in one sentence."
Grinning, he states firmly. "My name is Hacchi Umeada but you can just call me, Hacchi." Points to his name tag. "I will be one of your driving instructors for today."
He led the way down a long hall, giving the boys a chance to peek into the rooms at the other occupents of the building. Some of them were taking test, and others were simply sitting around and waiting, for what, they weren't exactly sure of. When they reached the end of the hall the small group stopped infront of a door that read testing in the middle at the top.
"Here's where you'll be taking the test portion of the driving exam,"
Hacchi turned the knob opening the door for them.
"Right this way," He went inside with the three boys following him.
The room was well-sized and cozy; lit by the sunlight coming in through the large windows. There was a flat bluish carpet lining the floor wall to wall, a long average looking brown table seated for six and a medium sized television and VCR.
"Here' you'll be tested on your driving know how, like what signs mean and things like that."
Going to the back of the room, he pulled a video tape off the shelf and slipped it into the VCR under a 16 inch television. Turning to leave, he saw that the boys were still standing a distance behind him.
"Please sit, make yourselves comfortable. The video is very short but informative. You'll be taking your test right after."
The three look curiously at one another, but pulled out the chair of the seat that was closest to him and sat down.
"Cozy?" He asked before pressing play. "Enjoy. I'll just be getting your testing sheets from the next room," Hacchi said crossing the room to the exit.
"What a weird guy." Yusuke muttered.
Hacchi burst into laughter the second he got out of the room. Wiping his eyes after he felt a tear, the man straightened up saying to no one. "Boy Shizuru, if I were this cruel to my little brother, he'd of packed his bags ages ago."
The man continued down the hall to a smaller room and opened the door once reaching his destination.
"Seira, Lenny I'm gonna need you two to help me with something."
The two glanced at each other then back at Hacchi wondering what he had in mind.
In the video testing room.
"Hello boys and girls. I'm Boppo the Dummy, here to give you the 411 on driving." A crash test dummy said sitting inside of a blue van.
"He got the dumb part right." Remarked Yusuke.
"Sssshhhh!" Hushed Kuwabara and Kurama.
The spirit detective rolled his eyes, leaning back in his seat while extending his legs up on the table.
"Here are some Do's and Don't's of the driving world."
The video began by showing a little girl climbing into a car with her teen sister. Every thing seemed perfectly normal until the girl got out on the free way.
"You stupid-...! How dare you cut me off!" The teen shouted.
She began to wave her fist at the car while passing it, turning her head to watch the man shrink away into the rest of the cars.
"Hahaha-... AAAAAHHHH!"
Kurama looked away and Kuwabara cringed, while Yusuke sat up straight with a huge grin plastered on his face. "Did you see that?! It smashed right into her!" Sitting back he smiled saying. "Maybe there's something to this video after all."
"You see," Boppo was saying reappearing on the screen. "Sally and Mary paid the price for road rage, never take your eyes from the road."
Rolls his eyes, the once interested male snips. "Well duh, Boppo that's why there's a passenger. Sheesh."
"Urameshi will you please shut up!" Kuwabara snapped. "I'm trying to learn."
"Yes Yusuke," Kurama chimmed in. "do you plan on talking through the entire video?" Which was more comment than question.
Yusuke grumbled in defeat under his breath. The three watched the video in complete silence, seeing example after example of what not to do behind the wheel.
When the video was over Kuwabara scratched the side of his ear, making a weird face. "Gee," He began. "That suuure was... informative."
"I believe the word you're surching for is gruesome," Kurama commented. "I never knew such brutality could come from simply driving with emotions." The boy stood up though, unphased by the video, and he looked around the room.
Noticing his glances "What are you looking for Kurama..." Asked Yusuke. "you're sanity," laughs out. "I lost mine all over this room too."
Ignoring Yusuke, Kurama simply commented. "Shouldn't Mr. Umeada have been back by now?" As though it were his cue the white door cracked a bit then swung open.
Hacchi walked into the room, returning the smile he had greeted the three with to his face. "Sorry that took so long, has the video stopped?" The man walked over to the television bending down to the VCR, pressing the stop button. "I've got your test all ready for you right here, I hope you payed attention to the film."
Kurama took his seat again as the man walked around the room handing them all a little panthlet as well as two number 2 pencils each.
"There you are; this test shouldn't take very long," Hacchi assured. "and when you're all done, we'll get to the driving portion of the test- won't that be fun!?"
"Yeah sure, Mister," Remarked Yusuke.
The spirit detective looked down at his test widening his eyes. Looking across the table at Kuwabara and Kurama he saw that the two had already begun.
"Don't tell me you guys actually understand this stuff?"
Grinning, Kuwabara stuck his nose into the air saying. "Of course we do, Urameshi, we watched the video."
Kurama smiled only a moment then remained in his concentrated state. Yusuke's shoulders slouched low enough to touch the large brown table.
"Tests, always tests..." He muttered. Glancing back at both of his working friends Yusuke then picked up his pencil and stretched his arms out. "Hhhaauuu- Ooops." He tossed his pencil from his hands as though he 'accidently' dropped it. "I'll get it!" He announced popping up from his seat.
Crossing the room, Yusuke went to the windows then kicks the pencil close to the table. "Don't mind me guys, eh heh heh."
Stooping down for his pencil, Yusuke glanced back and forth from each of his friends' papers for their answers. Not being able to see, the dark haired male leaned in a little closer.
"Ow!"
The eraser from Kuwabara's pencil poked Yusuke right in the side of his eye. "Heey! Are you trying to cheat or something?" The scratchy voice male asked.
"Whaat? Me cheat," Yusuke backed away from the table. "No way. If I were gonna cheat I'd look at Kurama's paper burhead, not yours." Mumbling something unheard by Kuwabara returned to his work.
The idea crossed the spirit detective's mind to look at Kurama's but the kitsune gave him a forbidding glare.
Laughing his actions off, Yusuke scooped his pencil up and returned to his seat. 'This shouldn't be too hard if Kuwabara is doing half decent.' He figured, then started in on the test. 'Let's see, question one... What does this sign mean?' Beside the question there was a little box with a sign that read speed 50.
Chewing on the back of the pencil, Yusuke wrote in the answer. 'Go faster than fifty to pass the other drivers. Ha, this thing's easier than I would have thought.'
Kuwabara was up to the twenty third question of the thirty, but this one was leaving him stumped. 'What do you do when you get to a railroad crossing?' His eyebrows furrowed thinking of the answer but nothing came to him. 'Geez this test is hard, maybe I should study then come back- yeah that should do it!' He cheered. But his bubble soon burst remembering his sisters words.
"Better pass this test little brother or prepare to take the bus for the rest of your baby boy life."
Shaking the negetive thoughts away he growled. "Rrr.. no way Shizuru, you are not gonna win!" The red head declared.
An embarrassed blush stained the male's cheeks when he saw his friends looking and he returned to what he was doing.
'Kuwabara's losing it.' Returning his eyes to his paper, 'I wonder how Hiei is doing?' thought Kurama while keeping his pencil going; he's nearly done, with just two more answers away. 'He was acting so strangely since last night, I hope he hasn't come down with something.'
After another five minutes had passed Kuwabara had set his pencil down as well.
Yusuke was close to finished but he was taking particularly long on one question. 'Name? How's the great Urameshi... Yusuke the mighty...?'
"Pencils down gentlemen." Hacchi said returning to the room. "I hope you all did well."
"I must have missed at least seven." Kuwabara mentioned.
"That's nothing extreme, I must have missed four myself." Kurama reassured his friend.
"If you missed some," Started Yusuke. "than mine must be a-..."
"Good job everyone! The most to miss was ten, and you couldn't go on... but you all did very well!"
"No kidding?" Asked Yusuke snatching his test away from Hacchi. "And my mom said I can't guess my way through tests." He beamed.
Hacchi kept a smile down and stood from the table. "Let's all go outside now, shall we."
The three students followed Hacchi into the hallway. Yusuke leading the group ready for the interesting part to start, Kurama in the middle and Kuwabara in back with pep in his step, feeling one step closer to his drivers licence.
'Heh heh heh, eat your heart out sis'! Kuwabara's coming home a master to the art of driving.'
They get outside to the empty parking lot, making note to a ton of cones and signs that they had seen on the test. But no cars to speak of.
"Uuuhh," Yusuke began but was cut off by Hacchi.
"Aah, here come the cars now." Looking to where the man's gaze was, they saw two people, a male and female, coming their way holding steering wheels. Each of the students gasped in unison at the sight.
"Oh no way! The cars are invisible?" Kuwabara shouted.
"I seriously doubt it." Commented Kurama with a hopeful sweatdrop.
When the two people pulled up at the curb; one a distance behind the other, Hacchi went farther back behind them pulling out a steering wheel as well saying. "Hop in!"
The three of them felt as though they had fallen, but made a quick recovery. There was no way in the world this man was seriously going to make them drive an imaginary car!
"Beep! Beep!" Hacchi called out. "We don't have all day!"
Yusuke placed a hand behind his head, face reading disbelief. "Well, after you."
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