Unlikely Lovers Become Unlikely Fathers

LK: Just so everyone knows I don't sit around all day waiting for reviews.

Yusuke: Liar.

LK: *sweat-drops* And to Kuwa's Fan.... I've already posted a Toboe/Tsume PWP ficcy. Go read it now! Please? ^__^

Tsume: *blushes*

Toboe: I still can't believe we helped her write that....

Kuwabara: Get used to it.

LK: ^^; Yeah... And to Kazzy, thanks bunches. And to everyone else, I had no intention of Yusuke seeing that. *blushes* Now I can't figure out what to do about it. Hmmm. Oh well, I'm sure Yusuke will whisper something naughty in my ear eventually.


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"How did the door get unlocked?" Kuwabara asked.

Hiei stared at him blankly, his only action to raise one brow in wonder. "How should I know. I've been rather busy for the past couple of hours, if you care emememember."

The ninjen blushed heavily. "Shut up!"

They made their way to the living room to find Yusuke asleep on the couch. Oddly enough, the spirit detective's hand was rather close to his crotch and covered in a suspicious white liquid.

Hiei and Kuwabara exchanged looks of wonder.

"I think I know why the door was unlocked." The poor human proceeded to turn a color that nearly matched his hair.

"Indeed." Hiei looked thoughtful for a moment. "You know... It isn't unheard of for a demon to have two mates." His crimson eyes roamed over Yusuke's body, taking in the view of the peaceful face with slightly flushed cheeks.

Kuwabara actually growled at that comment, grabbing the smaller male by the collar. "I don't even look like a beached whale yet and you're already looking at other guys!" He fumed, ready to pound the smaller body into the carpet. Not that Shizuru would like the idea of a permanent Hiei stain. Still it was awefully tempting.

Hiei smirked, leaned forwards reacreached out with his tongue to trace his human's lips. "I was thinking of your pleasure as well... Think of all the new things we could try if we added another."

Before Kuwabara could sputter any indignations at his fiery mate a groan was heard from the couch. Where Yusuke lay all but forgotten.

"Would you two cut out the sex crap for a while? You've already got me confused and frustrated!" Yusuke griped, wiping his hand on his jeans.

"Learn to knock." Hiei answered, before licking Kuwabara's lips again.

His action was immeadiately followed by two voices screaming:

"NOW CUT THAT OUT!"


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Unknown to the others, Botan had already given information of Kuwabara's condition to a certain group of demons. Said group consisted of four demons that the Spirit Detectives were very familiar with, a group that they had faced in battle.

And at that point in time they had big plans for Hiei and Kuwabara... Very BIG plans....

Oh, they meant no harm. They were a very friendly group. But still you have to wonder when four male demons wanted to do such an... unusual action.

They planned to throw Kuwabara..............................




A baby shower.


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LK: *cries* It wasn't supposed to be this short! And now, I need help. As I have never been pregnant I have no idea when cravings start. And ideas for said cravings are very much welcome.

Yusuke: A baby shower?

LK: *shrugs* I decided that instead of a group of demons coming after Kuwa, a group of friendly demons would throw a baby shower.

Kuwabara: Crazy.

LK: I thought it was funny.

Ts *g *glares*

LK: Keep glaring at me and I won't write another PWP ficcy of you and Toboe.

Tsume: *stops glaring*

LK: That's better. ^_^;