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Disclaimer: I do not own YuYu Hakusho, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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Disclaimer- I do not own any character from Yu Yu
Hakusho or Bastard!!!

As in every chapter of Deleted Scenes, the characters
are prone to moments of OOC.

Phooey,here
I was trying to write the next chapter to my Wandering Souls fic, and
slapstick humor comes and hits me in the
face. Well, WS is a serious (or I try to make it one) story, so a
chapter that is nothing but corny humor will not fit in there. So I
am forced to post this separately, therefor I call it=

WANDERING SOULS INTERUPTED

A light drizzle fell as Kuwabara walked over to the park with four
coca-colas for everyone. Yusuke wiped a raindrop from his cheek as he
stared at the sky. “Hey, why can't this be written by a
fangirl?”

Three
horrified faces stare at his own, only to
be followed by Kuwabara's fist. “You're insane! Why would
anyone want that type of horror to happen?”

“Hn”
Hiei grunted from his perch atop of a fence post.
“If a fangirl was writing this drabble,
then the story would begin by the cliché of everything being
picturesque, the sun shining and no rain. I, for one, prefer the
rain.” Unlike Yusuke, Hiei didn't think that a fangirl is a
fair exchange for nice weather.

“I
have to agree with Hiei. I would rather have it storming than have
the story written by a fangirl. Why if the day started out all right
in the fangirl's story, it would be ruined
by the appearance of Mary Sue, a beautiful girl whose measurements
are asinine.” Kurama added as he shuddered, the memories of
past stories have left deep emotional scars on his psyche. “They
are so perfect, that it is inhuman! I can never believe in such
perfection.”

The
idle chatter went on for some time. The four heroes
were so caught up in the horrors of fanfiction that failed to notice
that the rain stopped but dark clouds swirled ahead. A clash of
thunder caused them to look skyward as an object dropped out of the
eye of the storm.

"No
way! It can't be!"Kuwabara cried in abject dismay. He ignored
his old rival Urameshi asking what it was. Kuwabara watches as the
object drifted slowly towards the ground. "Don't you guys
realize what's going on?"

Hiei
just grunted an 'hn' as Kurama raised an
eyebrow and Yusuke hollered out for
Kuwabara to 'get to the fucking point'.

Pointing
to the ever slowly dropping object, Kuwabara raised his voice. "The
thunder, the swirling clouds and a mysterious object descending
from the eye of the storm.... it's nothing less than...."
Choking for a moment, Kuwabara swallowed
before hollering it out.

"It's
a cliché!"

"Kuwabara's having a "Bastard!!"
flashback!" Yusuke clamped both hands over his mouth in horror
as he whispered .

"What do you mean Yusuke?" Kurama asked.

"If
this was written by a fangirl, I would make a comment along
the lines of 'the oaf is always having a bastard moment.'" Hiei
snapped as he sat under a dry branch , flipping through some of the
English graphic novels released by Viz for
Bastard!!!. After finding page ??? of volume??? , Hiei showed the
following pages were High Priest Geo is
talking to the Grand Dame (aka Old Hag) about the shield on the
Explosive Wizard, Dark Shcnieder, Hiei
hands the book to Kurama.

Taking
a few minutes to read the pages, Kurama puts the book aside. "Ah,
I understand now." Giving a knowing smile, Kurama turned to
consider Hiei. "I also understand the double meaning of you
saying he always having 'Bastard' moment. Not only were you calling
Kuwabara-kun an actual bastard, you were hinting at some similarities
between our teammate and this character called Dark Stinger."

"They
are both hot-headed, insufferable, foul-mouthed, believing they are
unbeatable, etc.,etc.
" Hiei smirked as he waved a dismissive hand. "To continue
on, 'self-centered and careless and greedy and vain, reckless,
short-tempered, unreasonable,crafty, pompous, horny,and on top of
that, violent'."

Blinking, Kurama could only stare,. "Why did it
sound like you were quoting something? And I don't think the horny
part actually fits him."

" First off,I was quoting the Bastard!!! graphic
novels. Secondly, YOU don't have a secret sister that you keep an
eye on! I know he gets a woody when he's near my sister. Why do think
I really don't want him rear Yukina?" Hiei glared.

"Why Hiei, I've never heard you talk with such
slang words before!" Yusuke didn't know to beam with pride at
Hiei's seeming slang talk or run in fear.

"Stupid detective. This is a fanfic, of course I
am out of character!" Hiei snarled.

The
sound of munching from the side caught the attention of Yusuke,
Hiei and Kurama. There, in a director's chair, sat Kuwabara calmly
eating a tub of buttered popcorn as he watched the three. "Don't
mind me, go ahead. So far this scene is actually funny."

AN=

Asinine=like an ass, esp. stupid or stubborn.

All
this time I thought it was spelled asine
when it's spelled asinine. I did the smart thing and looked it up in
the dictionary that I keep at my computer
desk.

The line Hiei quoted =elf-centered
and careless and greedy and vain, reckless, short-tempered,
unreasonable,crafty, pompous, horny,and on top of that, violent'."=
came from Bastard!!! and I do not own it. I will not tell which
volume it came from (yet) because I'm interested to see how many
others read Bastard!!! I first got into it my the video, I finally
found the DVD and discovered Viz is publishing the graphic novels
Thank the gods! Because the show ends without the fighting neither
Abigail or Kall-Su.
In the G.N. they are finally fighting Abigail.
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