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Disclaimer: I don't own anything involving the YuYu Hakusho universe specifically the idea and characters. I also make no money from this, it's just good old fun.

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Yusuke and Hiei are sitting on the floor of his bedroom looking in the book, while Yusuke read it to the youkai.
"The new good vibrations to sex." He laughed out. "The six best positions,"
Hiei liked the sound of that one, but Yusuke went on saying.
"Sex be nimble, Sex be quick. Yeah."
"No, turn back to the other one." He said.
"Which one?"
"The one before what you just said." Hiei replied.
"The six best positions? Okay." Opening the book to the chapter, he looked down and started laughing.
"What?" Hiei asked.
"Look." The spirit detective pointed down at a picture and laughed again, but Hiei didn't seem to get it. "Just read it, Yusuke. I don't have all day."
"Alright alright, sorry. Let's see," he cleared his voice and started reading. "I love my fiancé, Tim, with all my heart," Yusuke read. "but he wasn't setting any records for long-lasting lovemaking, says Hagasa Sakai, a 24-year-old television producer in Tokyo."
He went on. "Sometimes he'd come after just a few thrusts." Yusuke laughed again but Hiei seemed confused.
"What does she mean, 'come'?" He asked.
"You got me, but this guy sounds like a real loser in the sack."
The fire demon looked down into the book then flipped the page seeing the examples page. "Read this." He instructed.
"Okay, YOU ON TOP: Control Your O." He read.
"What's an O?" Hiei asked.
"That's an easy one." Yusuke held his hands up linking his fingers together, then he separated them until they looked like an O shape. "It's like this."
Hiei cocked an eyebrow looking at the odd gesture. "What does that have to do with sex?" He asked.
"Lets see," Looking into the book again.
He read off like a girl. "Sometimes, I just want to be the chick in charge,"
"Why are you talking like that?" Hiei asked rather irritated.
"It's a girls part, I was getting into character."
"Well knock it off, it's annoying." The fire demon snapped.
"Okay, don't chew my head off."
Looking back into the book he read again starting with the girls voice on accident.
"The perfect position-" Hiei growled and Yusuke waved a hand that he'd stop. "when you're feeling extra energetic it's woman-on-top. And no sane man is going to gripe about being put in his place. "My husband loves to lie back and watch me make love my way,"
"Neither of us is a female so what do boys do?" Hiei asked.
"I imagine it's the same, here hand me that pillow on my bed."
Hiei got up and walked to Yusuke's bed grabbing his pillow then he tossed it to him hitting him in the side of the ear.
"Hey!" He called out. "I said hand it to me, not toss it." He whined.
"Just get on with it." Hiei grumbled sitting back down in front of the spirit detective.
"Alright now look, I'm the guy."
"That should be hard for you."
Yusuke narrowed his eye at him, but shook it off then laid himself down on the floor on his back. "And this would be uh..."
"The gorilla?" Hiei remarked.
"No. This is the other guy." He sat the pillow on his lap, "and I imagine you'd do something like this." He bumped his hips up and down off the floor against the pillow.
"So where does the enclosing part come in at?" Hiei asked.
"I don't know, I'm new at this."
"I thought you were a professional?" Hiei commented.
"No, it's not that. I've just never done any inserting, that's all."
The fire demon scoffed to that.
"Move along. ...This one makes you look ridiculous."
Hiei grabbed the book and looked at it himself and it read. YOU SITTING, HIM STANDING: Johnny Come Quickly. "Can you read this?" Hiei asked.
"You sitting, him standing: Johnny come quickly."
"Again with this coming stuff." Hiei was saying.
"You think they'd tell you about that sort of thing." Yusuke agreed.
"That looks doable, what's the stuff at the bottom say?" Hiei asked leaning in closely.
"Let's face it, you're not always in the mood for languid, last-forever lovin'. Sometimes, you're so horny that you just want to get to the orgasm already."
"Orgasm?" They said almost together.
"First coming and now orgasms, we'll never get all this stuff." Yusuke looked at the picture. "Maybe doing what the picture says will get you there."
"What's that contraption they're on?" Hiei asked.
"Looks kinda like a washing machine..." Yusuke replied. "Maybe we don't need one though, look." Walking over to the window he sat himself on the sill. "See, you can sit up here."
Hiei looked over the picture then walked over to Yusuke and studied the position.
"You mind hurrying it up, I can't hold myself up forever." The spirit detective was saying when he felt his arms shaking.
For all his spiritual training, he's a bit out of practice with the mundane. Hiei continued to look at the position, then he stepped between Yusuke's legs and looked at the angel.
'I still can't figure out what you're supposed to do.' He thought.
"Uh Hiei?" Yusuke was saying.
Outside a moment before. Kuwabara is walking to Yusuke's house, he had just got finished writing out his make-up note with Kurama and he was ready to give it to Yusuke hoping he'd forgive him.
"I hope this works, we spent practically all day on this thing." He was saying to himself.
When he made it to the spirit detectives house he knocked on the door with some assured pep in his step.
"Is anybody home?!" He called when the door wasn't opened after three knocks. "I wonder if it's unlocked." Turning the knob the door opened and he walked inside.
Yusuke's mother is laying on the couch in front of the television sleeping.
"Technically, I'm not breaking and entering if the owner is right there." He confirmed and walked into the house.
Going down the hall, a grin spread across his face at thinking about how happy he was gonna make the both of them. Kurama was right, he was an idiot for breaking up with Yusuke because he was ready to for something that he wasn't. Even crazier to think the stall was because Yusuke didn't find him attractive.
"Hey Urameshi," He said opening the door.
"Uh Hiei?" Yusuke was saying.
"So that's why you weren't interested in me," Kuwabara was saying.
"What?"
The two looked at his bedroom door where the red head stood glaring at them. Yusuke smiled at first, seeing that Kuwabara came crawling back... until he realized what Kuwabara had just said.
Joyful expression dropped, he sucks in a breath to call out. "It's not what you think!" He wriggles his hips letting himself drop out off the windowsill, and out of Hiei's grip.
"It's exactly what I think, why have me when you've got the midget on the side."
"Excuse me?" Hiei was saying.
"That's it Yusuke, all of our chances are over with, do you hear me?!" He slammed the door waking Yusuke's mother up.
"Huh? Yusuke keep it down will you, I'm trying to sleep." She was saying.
"Sorry for the noise ma'am, I was just leaving." Kuwabara said walking out the door.
"This can't be happening?" Yusuke said then looked out his window. "Kuwbara wait! It's not what you think!"
But he wasn't trying to listen to his calls, and continued his angry stomp towards home.
"This isn't good." Yusuke muttered in a panic.
Hiei scoffed. "Hn. If that gorilla honestly thinks that I'd be doing anything with you, he deserves to be upset. I'm going home before Kurama gets back, we'll finish tomorrow." He stated.
"Okay," Yusuke said, his voice sounding defeated.
Hiei looked at him then walked to the door. "Don't think I care or anything, but I hope you and your stupid friend work it out- if only to avoid angry rants at me from him." With that he disappeared.
Yusuke sat on the floor bewildered. "Did Hiei just show compassion?" He asked. "I must really look pathetic."
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Across town. Hiei walked through Kurama's window just as the kitsune was coming into his bedroom after brushing his teeth.
"Are you finished being Shuichi now?" Hiei asked climbing into bed with Kurama joining him.
"Yes, I'm all yours now."
"So we can practice some more of that kissing stuff." Hiei asked leaning in for one.
Laying down on the bed, side by side, the two are kissing as they had earlier that day, and Hiei has seemed to have improved. Kurama was very much enjoying the whirls and swirls of the shorter demons tongue, and the impressive hold he's got on his rear end. Where'd he get that from? Kurama wondered when the fire demon pulled away.
"You're getting better at this." Kurama said after they separated. He snuggled himself onto his fire demon and closed his eyes.
'Just wait and see what I can give you later.' Hiei thought with a smile and went to sleep.
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