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Chapter List
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Yusuke was walking home with low spirits and a growling stomach. "This sucks," The spirit detective complained. "can life possibly get any worse?!" He shouted into the air.
A drop of rain was the first thing he felt before the down pour.
"Great."
Letting out an angered sigh he continued his slow walk home.
'Kuwabara can't honestly be interested in Kurama, could he?' He asked himself hoping for a quick answer, but nothing came.
The wind picked up behind him, then a crash of thunder followed it's direction.
"Uh-oh, better hurry up." He picked up his pace and ran the rest of the way home.
Squeezing his shirt out at the door, Yusuke slipped his sneakers off and left them by the door inside. Going into the hall bathroom that he and his mother share, he grabbed a towel then went into his room to retrieve a change of clothes, returning then to the bathroom where he quickly undressed to dry off.
"Hey mom!" He shouted through the door. "We got anything to eat, I'm starving!" The spirit detective asked.
"You were supposed to go shopping yesterday, not me." Atsuko replied plainly.
"And how exactly was I supposed to do that when you spent all the money on yourself?"
"Don't jump down my throat, you want money go make some... it's easy." She retorted.
Yusuke grumbled lowly as he redressed himself. When the bathroom door opened his mother shoved a bag of cookies into his hands.
"Here," She was saying. "eat these if you're hungry. I'm not cooking."
Yusuke looked down at the bag of chocolate chip cookies, opening the mouth of the bag, he grabs out a handful then hands them back to his mother.
"You keep 'em, I'm gonna be busy with a friend okay... so don't bother us." He rushed into his room and closed the door.
Atsuko was heard in the hall yawning, and her foot steps sounded as if she's going in her room to bed. And on the way she mumbled, "Whatever." with another yawn following it.
"I wonder if Hiei can answer the phone?" He asked himself going into his room.
At Kurama's house. The kitsune is looking around under his bed for the book. 'Where could I have left it?' He wondered.
Hiei was sitting in the window watching him, quietly, as his lover stalked around his room searching for the book. "What are you looking for?" The fire demon asked.
"You remember that book I had the other day?" Kurama enlightened.
"The one that's a better kisser than me, how could I forget." Retorted Hiei.
Kurama just laughed quietly to the statement and continued his search. "Yes, that's the very one, have you seen it?"
Hiei saw Yusuke down below on the street walking home, and he looked at the half demon who still seemed busy. "I'm going out for a while, and no, I haven't seen your precious book."
Kurama seemed not to have heard him at that moment, too busy looking in his closet. 'Maybe I gave it back and forgot?' He wondered, knowing it was completely unlike him to do such a thing.
"Kurama," Hiei said then disappeared.
"Good bye." He replied to the unsaid departure. 'I wonder if Hatanaka, does have it?'
Leaving his room, he walked to the kitchen where his little brother was at the table doing his homework.
"Shuichi, can you help me with this math problem?" He asked the moment he saw his older brother step into the kitchen.
"Of course," The fox sat down and looked over the problem then erased his brother's wrong answer. "Let me show you where you've went wrong... now you'd started the problem out correctly, but you didn't carry your two at the top." Kurama explained.
"Oohhh, I get it now, I couldn't remember what the numbers at the top meant."
"That's alright." He watched the boy redo the problem and smiled to show him he had it right.
"Thanks Shuichi." Hatanaka replied.
"Glad I could help," He answered. "...Hatanaka?"
"Yup?"
The red head looked for the right way to ask him about the book.
"Have you seen a medium in height black book?" He gestured with his hands. "And it has a white strip across it, with a picture in the front."
His little brother was thinking it over then he shook his head. "No. What's it called?" He asked.
Kurama's face froze with a weird expression.
"Uh, I forget. I haven't looked at it yet myself before it had vanished, I'll keep checking around the house." Standing up from the seat he walked back to his room with an exhaled breath. "I hope I never have to do that again."
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"I wonder if Hiei can use the phone?" Yusuke asked himself going into his room.
"Don't bother. I'm already here." Hiei said coming in through the window. "Let's hurry, Kurama is looking for the book."
"You didn't tell him you borrowed it?" Yusuke asked walking over to his bed where Hiei was heading, and he handed him half the cookies from his hand.
The youkai looked down at them, then sniffed it.
"It's chocolate chip, that's all my mom got."
Sitting on the bed with Yusuke, Hiei took one of the cookies and popped it into his mouth, chewing as though he were trying to identify all the different taste in it.
"I was looking through the book last night and I saw this survey in it,"
The spirit detective flipped through the book until he found the page with the sex survey on it. He then reached into his desk drawer, pulling out pens and paper for the both of them.
"What's this for?" Hiei asked.
"To answer the questions." Yusuke replied very matter-of-factly.
Hiei looked a little cautious about it and said. "I don't have time to take silly test, let's just get to the reading part."
A grin spread across the spirit detective's face. "Can't write, huh?" He teased.
Hiei just turned his nose up to the comment. "Hn. Not in your ningen language anyway."
"That's okay," Yusuke was saying. "we'll just stick to the reading then."
"That's what I suggested in the first place." Hiei remarked.
"Let's read underrr..." Looking down the page with his finger he stopped on one. "Hey, here's one for you, Hiei." Getting the fire demons attention he stared into the book as Yusuke read the heading. "Fire on the mountain."
"And what's that supposed to mean?" Hiei asked getting a tone but Yusuke waved it off.
"This gives the best instructions for massaging someone into an orgasm." The spirit detective explained. "Ya know, this might be good for the both of us." He thought of trying it out on Kuwabara on those days when he'd just rather not join in on the romps.
"So read it." Hiei commanded.
"Number one," Yusuke started. "Caress & Vibrate: With this, my partner massages and caresses the whole front of my body, up and down, side to side, with lots of oil."
"What's the oil for?" Hiei asked getting a closer look at the words. Another cookie is stuffed into his mouth.
"Beats me." Yusuke shrugged, and went on. "He rocks my body back and forth from side to side in a rolling manner, with one hand resting caressingly on my genitals, and the full palm of the other hand stroking my body from my thighs to my forehead."
Taking a pillow, Hiei tossed it to the end of the bed and pointed. "Show me what he means." He asked.
"Uh! Okay."
Yusuke was a little off with this one himself, and he didn't wanna do it wrong.
"It should be something like this, I think."
He muttered as he started rubbing his hands around his pillow. Then he pushed it back and fourth with the other hand.
"Hn, baka...Read something else."
Yusuke grabbed the book from where he was sitting and read off the next instruction. "Number two, Cock Shiatsu: My partner squeezes my cock, up and down the shaft, pulling my cock down with his other hand."
"What's a cock?" Hiei asked.
"You know, the place where you take a piss." Yusuke replied.
"Why didn't they just say that?" The fire demon wonders. He's growing frustrated with these peoples poor way of speaking. "Show me how to do this one."
"Okay," Yusuke grabbed his pillow by a corner and started jerking downward with one hand while the other one went up and down the part that wasn't being held. Hiei studied the movement carefully.
"Move," He pushed Yusuke aside and tried for himself. "Kurama's doesn't feel like this, let me see yours."
"What?!" Yusuke put his hands up in defense of the could be intrusion of his body.
"Calm down, I wasn't going to do it for you to enjoy it."
"Oh, that helps. Try it on yourself Hiei, I'm not a dummy."
"Could have fooled me, just lay down and be still." He said pushing his dummy down on his back.
Looking at what he had to work with, Hiei grabbed Yusuke's 'cock' and tried out what he'd told him to do then smiled at his progress, especially when Yusuke began to pant heavily. Releasing him, much to Yusuke's dismay, he reports. "Simple, go on to the next one." He instructed Yusuke who sat up brushing down the front of his pants.
"Geez, Kuwabara hasn't even gotten that far with me yet, and already this guy is touching me-..."
"Just read it, you idiot."
"And would you quit bossing me around!?" Yusuke snapped. "I've been having a bad enough day as it is, I don't need you adding to it."
Hiei looked amused by the spirit detective's outburst. Yusuke sighed seeing there was no intimidating this guy so he went on.
"Heeling: This is a basic stroke, where my partner rubs the heel of his hand down the shaft of my cock, with his fingers pointing downward toward my crotch."
"Hang on." He held Hiei back to get off his bed.
"Where are you going?" The youkai asked.
"I'm locking the door, I figure if we're gonna play pretend doctor we better not get caught like the last time." When the lock flicked over he walked back over to the bed. "You lay down this time." Yusuke ordered, and Hiei did as he was asked.
"Try not to enjoy yourself." The fire demon remarked.
"Likewise." Yusuke retorted sticking his tongue out.
The spirit detective's hand hovered over the youkai's body, then he let out a sigh and placed his hand down on top of his crotch and did as the book instructed. "That's not too shabby," He complimented himself then let go. "How does it feel?"
"I don't know, you didn't do it as long as I had." He swatted Yusuke's hand away. "Alright now you lay down."
Hiei was saying grabbing onto Yusuke's package doing the same. The spirit detective, having been touched twice, was beginning to feel his breaths picking up just before Hiei let go.
"Easy, read something harder." The fire demon grabbed the book and looked for one with the shortest instructions then pointed. "Read that."
"Fire: This is a high friction massage, requiring lots of oil. He rolls my cock between the palms of both of his hands, alternating the speed and pressure."
"That's an easy one." He grabbed Yusuke's privates but the spirit detective smacked it away.
"Nooo waay you're doing this one. It's too easy to not get it." He complained.
"Fine, go to another chapter. I think I can handle those ones." Hiei said leaning against the back of Yusuke's bed.
While Yusuke flipped through the book, talking casually to his friend, he partakes of some more of the offered cookies that have been abandoned on the bed beside them.
"...So, Hiei," Yusuke says in a quiet voice. "you're not the least bit freaked out about doing this stuff with Kurama?"
"Why should I be?" Hiei commented.
"What if you're no good at it, I mean they'll remember that forever... and god knows what else."
"Worrying about things before they even happen makes you weak, in my opinion you should just do whatever and they should follow along."
Yusuke didn't think so. "With my reputation I'd rather not become a laughing stock, and Kuwabara has an unconsciously big mouth sometimes."
"After what he saw, I don't think the gorilla would care what you do with him."
"Hey! We weren't doing anything remember, and besides I saw him and Kurama gettin' pretty chummy at lunch today. Aren't you the least bit worried?" Yusuke snapped.
"Not at all, he'd never go for that big idiot." Hiei said with a gap of confidence. "Kurama is far to sophisticated to even find him interesting to talk with."
Narrowing his eyes, Yusuke decided to drop the conversation and go back to the book. They may be split up, but he doesn't wanna hear Kuwabara being bad-mouthed unless its in good fun by him.
"Check it out, a guide to sexual slang. Wanna learn some? Then maybe we can know what these big shots are talking about."
"Whatever," Though he did seem interested.
"First word is, Fuck. fuck. Obscene. v. fucked, fuck-ing, fucks. 1. To have sexual intercourse with. 2. To victimize. 3. Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal. -intr. 1. To engage in sexual intercourse. 2. To act wastefully or foolishly."
"Fuck means more than one thing?" Hiei asked.
"Looks like it, but that much I know, let's find something else." Thumbing through the chapter he stopped on another set of words. "Analingus - oral-anus kissing or licking: around the world; bite the brown; chocolate job; going up mustard road; rimming; reaming; to rim somebody (to lick somebody's anus); tongue in cheek it; up dirt trail."
The two of them let that process then shouted.
"What?!"
Yusuke read over the words and nodded. "That's what it says," He stated. "Here's one on orgasms. Orgasm - or-gasm n. - 1. The highest point of sexual excitement when releasing sperm." They both looked as though they understood.
"Where does it say how to have sex with a man?" Hiei asked.
"Let's see."
"Doggy Style," They looked down at a little picture.
"They want me to stick it in there?"
"Apparently… Gee, that's not what I was thinking at all." Yusuke was saying, studying the picture closer.
"And we can do this from any position?" Hiei asked.
"I think so, that's what the other pictures with the girls showed from before. We just have to think about it for us."
A mental picture must have run through their heads because they suddenly felt their cheeks getting hot.
"I uh, think I need to go find something to make for dinner, you take the book back to Kurama's so he doesn't have a heart attack."
Hiei grabbed the book from Yusuke and walked to the window, and paused before leaving, "Yusuke?"
"Yeah?"
"...Thank you." With that he went out the window.
Yusuke smiled, holding a thumbs up to the air then he walked out of his room.
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