Whose Line: YYH Style
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Category:
Yuyu Hakusho › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
Views:
806
Reviews:
1
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own YuYu Hakusho, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Whose Line: YYH Style
Whose Line: YYH Style
By: Forbidden_Child_Kori and KistuneBaby2004
Cece: Hey, welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway? On tonight's show, "I'm not a girl" Kurama...
Kurama: Hello. And I am not a girl.
Kori: And Hiei, did I shave my legs for this, Jaganshi!
Hiei: Hey.
Cece: "Keiko, nice butt" Yusuke Urameshi!
Yusuke: She does have a nice butt.
Kurama: (whispers to Hiei) He's gonna get it.
Hiei: (nods)
Kori: And, My mama dropped me on my head, Kazuma Kuwabara!
Kuwabara: Huh?
Yusuke: (tries not to laugh)
Kori: In this show, everything is about looks and not about points. Points are stupid, like Inuyasha's stupid enough to not know about what Kagome thinks about him.
Cece: And that's plain stupid.
Yusuke: Just like if that's really Kurama's hair color?
Kurama: It is my real hair color, Yusuke.
Cece: First up is "Weird Newscasters." This is for all four of you.
Kori: Yusuke, you're the host of the news while Kurama's your co-host, who thinks you're a rapist at large. Kuwabara you're on sports and will be doing it while parachuting and Hiei is the famous weather man while in a tornado.
Cece: Okay, boys, take it away . . . (cheesy news music)
Yusuke: Hi, you guys, and welcome to the 5:30 News. I'm Too Sexy, and here's the top story. It's been confirmed: Cece's bra size is 36B.
Cece: (under her breath) I'm going to kill him . . .
Kori: (throws coffee mug at Yusuke)
Yusuke: (THUNK) Ouch! Anyway, let's go to the sexiest man alive, Doda Foxtrot. Doda.
Kurama: (inches from Yusuke very slowly)
Yusuke: Okay.... and let's go to sports with Beef Jerky. Beef.
Kuwabara: (pretending to be parachuting) Hello, Sexy! In Sports today, it has been a terrible session. In Baseball, the Katawhatchins lose 7-1 because their batter was hit in the nuts . . .
Kurama: (still backs away from Yusuke)
Yusuke: (starts eyeing Kurama)
Kuwabara: That's all for Sports today, Sexy.
Yusuke: Huh? I'm back on? Oh. Now it's time for weather with Hot Blooded. Hot.
Hiei: (spinning around) Yes, Sexy. Weather looks kinda windy today. Winds up to 80 knots and, OH. I feel dizzy just talking about it. I think I'm gonna be sick.
Kurama: (ducks into the audience)
BUZZ
Cece: (giggles as Yusuke and Kurama head back to their seats)
Kori: I think Kurama was getting too freaked out there.
Kurama: (nods, taking a drink of water)
Cece: 1,000 points for Kurama putting up with Yusuke and another 1,000 for Hiei not trying to kill Yusuke.
Kurama: That'll never happen again.
Hiei: Too a lot of restraint. Thanks.
Kori: Welcome. My idea.
Kurama: Putting up with Yusuke? That's an understatement.
Yusuke: Hey!
Kori: And now, we’ll head into a commercial break. Which mean’s we’ll be back at the next update.
Cece: See ya!
TBC
By: Forbidden_Child_Kori and KistuneBaby2004
Cece: Hey, welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway? On tonight's show, "I'm not a girl" Kurama...
Kurama: Hello. And I am not a girl.
Kori: And Hiei, did I shave my legs for this, Jaganshi!
Hiei: Hey.
Cece: "Keiko, nice butt" Yusuke Urameshi!
Yusuke: She does have a nice butt.
Kurama: (whispers to Hiei) He's gonna get it.
Hiei: (nods)
Kori: And, My mama dropped me on my head, Kazuma Kuwabara!
Kuwabara: Huh?
Yusuke: (tries not to laugh)
Kori: In this show, everything is about looks and not about points. Points are stupid, like Inuyasha's stupid enough to not know about what Kagome thinks about him.
Cece: And that's plain stupid.
Yusuke: Just like if that's really Kurama's hair color?
Kurama: It is my real hair color, Yusuke.
Cece: First up is "Weird Newscasters." This is for all four of you.
Kori: Yusuke, you're the host of the news while Kurama's your co-host, who thinks you're a rapist at large. Kuwabara you're on sports and will be doing it while parachuting and Hiei is the famous weather man while in a tornado.
Cece: Okay, boys, take it away . . . (cheesy news music)
Yusuke: Hi, you guys, and welcome to the 5:30 News. I'm Too Sexy, and here's the top story. It's been confirmed: Cece's bra size is 36B.
Cece: (under her breath) I'm going to kill him . . .
Kori: (throws coffee mug at Yusuke)
Yusuke: (THUNK) Ouch! Anyway, let's go to the sexiest man alive, Doda Foxtrot. Doda.
Kurama: (inches from Yusuke very slowly)
Yusuke: Okay.... and let's go to sports with Beef Jerky. Beef.
Kuwabara: (pretending to be parachuting) Hello, Sexy! In Sports today, it has been a terrible session. In Baseball, the Katawhatchins lose 7-1 because their batter was hit in the nuts . . .
Kurama: (still backs away from Yusuke)
Yusuke: (starts eyeing Kurama)
Kuwabara: That's all for Sports today, Sexy.
Yusuke: Huh? I'm back on? Oh. Now it's time for weather with Hot Blooded. Hot.
Hiei: (spinning around) Yes, Sexy. Weather looks kinda windy today. Winds up to 80 knots and, OH. I feel dizzy just talking about it. I think I'm gonna be sick.
Kurama: (ducks into the audience)
BUZZ
Cece: (giggles as Yusuke and Kurama head back to their seats)
Kori: I think Kurama was getting too freaked out there.
Kurama: (nods, taking a drink of water)
Cece: 1,000 points for Kurama putting up with Yusuke and another 1,000 for Hiei not trying to kill Yusuke.
Kurama: That'll never happen again.
Hiei: Too a lot of restraint. Thanks.
Kori: Welcome. My idea.
Kurama: Putting up with Yusuke? That's an understatement.
Yusuke: Hey!
Kori: And now, we’ll head into a commercial break. Which mean’s we’ll be back at the next update.
Cece: See ya!
TBC